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But the average Doomsday Paradise player is a RAINBOW out of 10. If you were to distill 'hotness' into a 1-10 scale, the average person would be a 5 and the average Steam gamer would also be a 5 because gamers either have beautiful souls or are like crazy racist and it balances out. I've done a great deal of scientific analysis and come to the conclusion that 95% of Doomsday Paradise players are hot bisexual women, and the other 5% are hot people of every other orientation. It's no secret that the Steam Awards mostly get won by AAA games and the occasional mega-indie hit. Of course, that's not the only reason but it IS like, 90% of my motivation. But the real reason I want to win this is because I want to gloat. The free visibility for example, or the feeling of accomplishment that only winning an online popularity poll can bring. There are many on paper reasons why a developer like myself would covet this kind of thing. That's a lot of power for just one random indie developer to have. But what will you do with the power of winning an online popularity contest? Why do you even want to win this? And that's a good question. What I will do with the Award Those are all very good reasons to vote for this game, you're probably thinking.

You want to vote for the dinkiest Steam game you can, so if it wins bigger developers with actual budgets will be incentivized to make multiplayer games.

Your friend has a different favorite game and you don't want to vote for it.

You are hoping that if any of the game characters become real they will see what you did for them and think you're a pretty cool guy/gal.

You hate this game, and you're hoping the increased visibility lowers my review score.

You love this game and want to see it get enough reviews to be eligible for Overwhelmingly Positive.

You're hoping the extra visibility results in a lot of adult artists finding the game.

You're hoping the extra visibility results in a billion sales so I can create beefier content updates.

You hate the other games in the category more than this one.But because of that, you don't have any other games to submit for the category and this one has as a crab in a speedo so why not?

You've never even thought about playing the game with friends because you don't play multiplayer games.

You've never played the game with friends, but you'd like to imagine playing with a friend and that friend is super hot and totally into you.

You think the game is better with friends.Reasons to vote Doomsday Paradise for Better with friends

Instal the new version for apple Doomsday Paradise